License Plate Shirts

Vanity plates for people.

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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Vintage license plates with personalized-plate jokes

Vanity plates are the world's shortest jokes, and these shirts are full of them: millennials, Gen Alpha, soccer moms, introverts who hate people and parents who have too many kids. Each one is designed like a faded, slightly dented vintage plate.

If you've ever spent ten minutes at a red light decoding the car in front of you, these are for you.

Frequently asked questions

Can I get a custom plate?
Not yet, but it's on the wish list. Tell us what yours would say.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.