Funny Field Guides

Naturalist charts with fake, funny labels.
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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Antique specimen-chart art where every label is a joke

These look like pages from a 19th-century naturalist's notebook until you read the labels. Ravens ranked by how much they're plotting, moths of ill repute, sharks of questionable character and fungi you should not trust.

Every design here is a parody, drawn with care and labeled with nonsense. They're for nature nerds, dark-academia fans and anyone who reads the fine print.

Frequently asked questions

How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.