White Lies
Things we say. Things we don't mean.
About this collection
- Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
- Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
- The little lies everyone tells, worn proudly on your chest
"I'm fine." "I'm over him." "Everyone likes me." We've all said it with a straight face. These shirts put the world's most common white lies in big, confident type, usually next to evidence that says otherwise.
They're funny because they're true, and they start conversations for exactly that reason.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a costume?
It can be. A white-lie shirt is a classic low-effort Halloween costume.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.
Do they make good gifts?
They're one of the easiest gifts to get right. Pick the joke that sounds like them, and they'll think of you every time someone laughs at it.