Sarcastic Shirts

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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • White lies, vanity-plate attitude and fake products with a mean streak

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve. You wear your eye-roll on your chest. This is the corner of the shop for the dry, the deadpan and the quietly unimpressed: the white lies everyone tells, vanity plates that say what you're thinking, and fake pharmacy products for problems no pill can fix.

From across the room most of these read as a nice vintage graphic. The joke lands when someone gets close enough to read it, which is usually right about when they deserve it.

Frequently asked questions

Are any of these not safe for work?
A few of the fake products lean on innuendo. If you're shopping for the office, the white lies and license plates are the safe bets.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.
Do they make good gifts?
They're one of the easiest gifts to get right. Pick the joke that sounds like them, and they'll think of you every time someone laughs at it.