Swallow This Fake Product

This Comfort Colors® Swallow This Antacid Box T-Shirt is a funny vintage pharmacy parody with a smirking flame mascot and attitude.

A vintage-style box of antacid tablets takes center stage with bold retro type reading Swallow This and a smirking flame mascot below it. Mustard yellow, deep maroon, and cream ink give it that cracked, screen-printed pharmacy shelf look, while the joke stays sharp and modern. It is part of a fake vintage ad series where everyday products get a rebellious, tongue-in-cheek makeover. This one is for the person who has a comeback for everything and a stomach that has seen some things, good for brunch or gifting to the friend who always says the wrong thing at the right time.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.