Fake Products

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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Vintage pharmacy boxes, tins and labels for products that should never exist

These look like something from the back of your grandparents' medicine cabinet: faded boxes, dented tins and old-school labels. Read the fine print and the instructions get a lot less helpful. Suck it up. Nice try. Hard pass.

They're the cheekiest shirts in the shop, and a few lean on innuendo. Wear them wherever your sense of humor is welcome.

Frequently asked questions

Are these real products?
No. Every box, tin and label is an original parody. None of them are real medicine or real brands.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.
Do they make good gifts?
They're one of the easiest gifts to get right. Pick the joke that sounds like them, and they'll think of you every time someone laughs at it.