Funny Thanksgiving Shirts

Grateful, stuffed and slightly overwhelmed.
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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Funny Thanksgiving shirts for the cook, the carver and the pie person

Thanksgiving is a day of gratitude, family and quietly counting the minutes until pie. These shirts are for every role at the table: the cook who is basted and exhausted, the dad who will carve it later, the guest who's passing the patience along with the potatoes.

There are vintage harvest designs too, for when you want something festive without the punchline.

Frequently asked questions

Are there Thanksgiving shirts that aren't jokes?
Yes. Several harvest and vintage designs are simply festive.
Do they make good gifts?
They're one of the easiest gifts to get right. Pick the joke that sounds like them, and they'll think of you every time someone laughs at it.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.