Fungal Menaces Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Field Guide to Fungal Menaces T-Shirt is a funny vintage Halloween toadstool specimen chart with deadpan personality captions.

Nine toadstools and poisonous mushrooms stand at attention in a hand-engraved specimen grid, each one looking like it was torn from an antique botany book. Instead of real species names, captions like Chronically Dramatic and Judges Silently turn the field guide into a deadpan character study, finished in aged parchment, charcoal ink, plum, and mustard with a worn, cracked screen-print texture. A fun pick for mushroom foragers, plant nerds, and dark academia fans who want a Halloween shirt that reads more like a museum artifact than a costume. Wear it for fall walks or cozy October nights.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.