Dead Before Coffee Skeleton

This Comfort Colors® Dead Before Coffee Skeleton T-Shirt shows a slumped skeleton clutching a mug, a funny vintage Halloween joke about mornings.

The skeleton sags in a wicker chair behind round glasses, both bony hands wrapped around an oversized mug, a black cat asleep on its lap and a jack-o'-lantern mug on the side table. Thick seventies-style outlines and grainy print texture in caramel brown, burnt orange, and bone cream give it a worn, lived-in feel. For the person who needs caffeine before any form of human interaction, Halloween or otherwise. A fitting gift for the slowest riser in the house.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.