Halloween Movie Parodies

Horror and cult-movie lines, with a Halloween twist.
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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Famous movie moments reimagined with pumpkins, ghosts and skeletons

You know the line. You've quoted it at the worst possible moment. These shirts take the scenes everybody remembers from horror, sci-fi and 80s and 90s comedies, and hand them to a jack-o'-lantern, a skeleton or a family of ghosts.

Nothing here is an official movie shirt. It's a wink to the people who grew up on video rentals and still know every word. If someone reads your shirt and finishes the quote out loud, that's the whole point.

Frequently asked questions

Are these official movie merchandise?
No. They're original parodies that nod to famous lines and scenes, and they aren't affiliated with any studio.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.
Do they make good gifts?
They're one of the easiest gifts to get right. Pick the joke that sounds like them, and they'll think of you every time someone laughs at it.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.