Funny Vampire Shirts

Undead, unimpressed, and dressed for it.
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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Vampires with attitude, from sarcastic sayings to romance-novel parodies

Our vampires have been around for centuries, and frankly they're tired. They're flawless, eternally unimpressed and up all night for reasons that are none of your business. Some designs are pure one-liner, some are vintage tattoo flash, and one is a very serious romance novel.

A good vampire shirt is part goth, part comedy, and right for anyone who considers sunlight optional.

Frequently asked questions

Are these too dark to wear every day?
They're more funny than scary. Think sarcastic rather than gory.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.
Are they made to order?
Yes. Every shirt is printed when you order it, which means no warehouse full of leftovers and a wider choice of colors.