Funny Alien Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Alien Field Guide T-Shirt shows a vintage sci-fi naturalist specimen chart with funny fake alien names.

Nine hand-engraved aliens with tentacles or antenna ears fill a tidy grid like a plate from an old field guide, each one labeled with a deadpan caption such as Chronically Late Type, Steals The Aux Cord, and Too Much Eye Contact instead of a scientific name. The fine crosshatching runs in cream, dark brown, faded olive, and rust red, with light distressing for an aged, scholarly feel. It's made for anyone who loves retro sci-fi, old field guides, or a shirt people actually stop to read. Wear it to conventions, game nights, or anywhere you want to classify the weirdos in your friend group.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.