I'd Be a Drag Queen

This Comfort Colors® Born a Girl or I'd Be a Drag Queen T-Shirt pairs a vintage vanity illustration with Dolly Parton's famous line about big hair and bold style.

A tall bouffant wig, lipstick tube, and high-heeled shoes sit lined up like vanity treasures, printed in hot pink, black, cream, and gold with a soft cracked ink texture for that worn-in vintage feel. The bold serif quote above reads good thing I was born a girl, or I'd be a drag queen, signed with a looping Dolly signature underneath. It suits the country girl who loves big hair, bold lips, and even bolder humor, whether she's headed to a concert or just needs sass with her outfit.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.