Funny Dog Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Canine Field Guide T-Shirt reworks a vintage dog breed chart into a lineup of joke labels for bad dog behavior.

Nine dogs are drawn in fine engraved crosshatch linework, arranged like a scientific specimen grid, but instead of breed names each gets tagged with something like Chronic Zoomies, Furniture Judge, Snack Alarm, or Mud Enthusiast. Sepia brown, faded cream, dusty red, and charcoal with cracked-ink texture give it the feel of a field guide pulled off a library shelf decades ago. Made for dog people who've met a Furniture Judge or Professional Loafer in real life. Good for the dog owner who appreciates dry humor as much as old science illustration.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.