Funny Nocturnal Nuisances Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Field Guide to Nocturnal Nuisances T-Shirt is a funny vintage Halloween moth specimen chart with joke diagnoses instead of names.

Nine Halloween moths fill this Victorian-style engraved grid, each wing patterned with skulls, cobwebs, or tiny tombstones for extra seasonal flair. Rather than real species names, captions like Avoids Eye Contact and Bad at Parties read more like personality diagnoses, printed in aged cream, charcoal, dusty orange, and faded olive with fine crosshatch linework. Good for anyone who wants a Halloween shirt that looks like it came from a dusty library instead of a costume bin. Fits right in at a fall gathering, a classroom, or just a quiet night in.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.