Funny Bird Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Field Guide to Problematic Birds T-Shirt is a vintage naturalist chart where the Latin names are really just personality call-outs.

Nine engraved birds sit in antique field guide cells, each labeled with a fake-Latin name that roasts its behavior instead of identifying its species: Pigeon Chaoticus, Owl Judgmentalus, Flamingo Dramaticus. Parchment cream, ink black, dusty teal, and rust red give it that old textbook plate look, right down to the worn edges. Birdwatchers, science teachers, and nature nerds tend to appreciate the setup before they clock the joke. A solid gift for anyone who side-eyes ducks on principle.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.