Funny Shark Field Guide

This Comfort Colors® Sharks Of Questionable Character T-Shirt turns a vintage shark field guide into a joke about bad personalities, not species.

Nine hand-engraved sharks sit in a faded navy and bone grid like an old naturalist plate, each one labeled with a diagnosis instead of a name: Chronically Late, Commitment Issues, Drama Major, Naps Too Much, Stole My Lunch. The crosshatched linework and cracked-ink distressing make it look pulled straight from a museum archive until you actually read the captions. Good for aquarium regulars, marine biology nerds, or anyone who has met a shark with real attitude problems. Works as a beach day shirt or a gift for the friend who relates to this list a little too much.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.