Comfort Colors® Dead Inside Dressed Up Skeleton Hand T-Shirt, Funny Vintage Halloween Martini
This Comfort Colors® Dead Inside Dressed Up T-Shirt shows a skeleton hand sipping a martini, a dark little joke for Halloween happy hours.
A skeletal hand rises from cracked earth clutching a martini glass like it has better places to be, while a bored little spider dangles nearby watching it all unfold. Bold vintage lettering above reads Dead Inside, Dressed Up, printed in a moody palette of black, olive, bone white, and burnt orange with heavy ink linework and a distressed screen-print finish. It's made for the woman who shows up to every Halloween party looking put together on the outside and completely done on the inside, perfect for pumpkin patches, spooky happy hours, or office Halloween parties.
ITEM DETAILS
- Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
- Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
- Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks
SIZING
- Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
- Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.
CARE
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not bleach or dry clean.
PLEASE NOTE
- Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
- Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
- Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
- Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.
MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING
- Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
- Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.