I Wish I Could T-shirt in Ivory, front view

Comfort Colors® I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To T-Shirt, Funny Vintage

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$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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I Wish I Could T-shirt in Ivory, front view

But I Don't Want To

But I Don't Want To T-Shirt, Funny Vintage

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$29.99
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price 
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This Comfort Colors® I Wish I Could, But I Don't Want To T-Shirt prints the honest three-line statement in bold vintage lettering.

The stacked, slightly condensed lettering is printed in olive green, warm cream, and deep brown with a cracked, faded texture, like it has been through a hundred wash cycles. It says exactly what everyone thinks but rarely admits when declining an invite. Wear it when skipping the party, dodging group chat plans, or feeling done with social obligations for the day. It also works as a gift for the friend who has mastered the polite no.

ITEM DETAILS

  • Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
  • Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
  • Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

  • Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
  • Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

  • Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

  • Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
  • Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
  • Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
  • Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

  • Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
  • Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.

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