Totally Human

This Comfort Colors® Totally Human T-Shirt shows a mummy disguised as a friendly neighbor, a sly spin on classic Halloween costume gags.

The bandage-wrapped mummy wears a cheerful plastic face mask, a cozy sweater vest, and holds a heart-labeled mug, though loose linen strips trailing from its sleeves give the disguise away, all rendered in faded mustard, teal, and cream with cracked vintage poster texture. Worn block lettering underneath insists Totally Human, just in case anyone doubted it. It suits anyone who likes retro Halloween art with a sense of humor, fit for trick-or-treating, fall gatherings, or classroom parties. Wear it while pretending to be a normal person yourself.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.