Funny Halloween Shirts

Spooky season, but make it funny.
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About this collection

  • Printed to order on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717
  • Sizes S–2XL in colors from Ivory and Butter to Moss and Black
  • Over a hundred Halloween designs, from monster selfies to fake field guides

This is the biggest corner of the shop, and it's built for people who'd rather laugh at the monster than hide from it. Vampires who are over it. Witches with boundaries. Mummies with issues. Skeletons living their best afterlife. Every design is drawn in a vintage style that looks like it came out of a 1970s costume shop, with a joke that lands a beat after the first glance.

Wear one to the party when you can't be bothered with a costume, to the pumpkin patch, or all October long. Browse by monster, or jump to the sayings, movie parodies, monster romance novels and field guides below. If your favorite holiday is Halloween and your second favorite is making people laugh, you're in the right place.

Frequently asked questions

Can I wear these as a Halloween costume?
Plenty of people do. Several designs are literally costume shirts, and the rest make a solid low-effort costume when paired with the right attitude.
When should I order for Halloween?
Shirts are printed to order, so give yourself a couple of weeks before the party to be safe, especially in October when everyone else has the same idea.
What shirt are they printed on?
The Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, slightly broken-in feel from the first wear.
How does the sizing run?
It's a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a classic fit, or size up for an oversized look. There's a size chart on every product page.
Will the print fade?
The ink is printed directly into the cotton. Wash it inside out in cold water and it holds up well. Garment-dyed shirts mellow a little over time, which is part of the look.