As If Vampire

This Comfort Colors® As If Vampire T-Shirt features a pale, eye-rolling vampire girl with sarcastic 90s valley girl attitude for Halloween.

The vintage screen-print portrait shows a lavender-skinned vampire with jet-black hair, twirling a strand while rolling her eyes, framed in a circular badge with a moody castle and bat backdrop in lavender, maroon, black, and cream. Retro bubble letters curve underneath with the perfect comeback for anything annoying this season: As If. It is made for the friend who finds vampires more relatable than scary and always has a sarcastic reply ready. Wear it to a costume party, a pumpkin patch, or gift it to someone who wants their Halloween shirt to look like it came from a 90s mall shop.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.