Bride of Nobody

This Comfort Colors® Bride of Nobody T-Shirt features a stitched heart tombstone with a Frankenstein joke, a funny vintage Halloween design.

Rendered in flat charcoal, bone white, mustard yellow, and dusty purple with rough linework and a faded screen-print texture, the cracked heart carved with HE MADE ME LIKE THIS and BRIDE OF NOBODY leans into old horror comics and monster movie posters with a bitter little wink instead of a scream. It suits anyone who loves Halloween with a sarcastic streak: the single women, the reluctant brides, the ones who feel a little stitched together some days. Wear it to a horror movie night, a Halloween party, or just around town. A solid gift for the friend who finds monster jokes funnier than monster movies.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.