Nine Lives Zero Patience

This Comfort Colors® Nine Lives Zero Patience T-Shirt features a black cat perched on a tombstone, done in a distressed vintage Halloween screen-print style.

Bold arched text splits Nine Lives up top and Zero Patience below, framing a slender cat lounging with total disdain while three bats freeze mid-flight and a burnt orange crescent moon glows behind the cracked stone. Heavy black outlines and cracked ink texture give it that old decal look, like it has survived a few too many Halloweens already. Made for the cat person who shows up to the decorations anyway but has strong opinions about them. Pull it on for trick-or-treat duty, a spooky coffee run, or any day when patience is running low.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.