These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

This Comfort Colors® These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty T-Shirt is a funny retro sitcom quote with a small pretzel graphic.

Thick condensed lettering stacks across the front in a style pulled straight from a well-loved thrift store find, with a small pretzel drawn in clean linework underneath as a quiet nod to the classic moment. Mustard, faded brown, cream, and charcoal ink is cracked and unevenly worn, giving it a decade or two of laundry character. Good for rewatch nights on the couch, coffee shop hangouts with friends who quote the same lines, or any day you want your comedy nostalgia visible.

ITEM DETAILS

• Comfort Colors® 1717 heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in, vintage feel with almost no shrinkage
• Relaxed unisex fit, classic crew neck, twill-taped shoulders
• Printed direct-to-garment (DTG) with water-based inks

SIZING

• Unisex sizing. Available sizes are in the size menu above, measurements in the size chart photo.
• Relaxed fit: size down for a fitted look, size up for an oversized look.

CARE

• Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry.
• Do not bleach or dry clean.

PLEASE NOTE

• Every shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Colors can look slightly different on different screens.
• Comfort Colors® shirts are garment-dyed, so small shade variations between shirts are normal and part of the look.
• Questions about fit or sizing? Send us a message before ordering.

MADE TO ORDER & SHIPPING

• Printed and shipped by Printify, our production partner. Designed by IWINIH.
• Production takes 2 to 5 business days, then ships by your chosen shipping option.